Goons & Goblins: Idle RPG app analytics for April 5

LEADER WANTED! Are you brave, honest, and loyal? If so... get lost. We need a loathsome, corrupt, and downright horrible boss. A Goblin! We, the Goblins of Goblin World, have been robbed! We want our gold back and we want revenge—lots of it. The more aggressive, the better. EXPERIENCE: In being slimy, nasty, and smelly (Preferred). DUTIES INCLUDE: Day-to-day running of the Goblin faction. Organizing the hiring of violent and sadistic Goons to do our bidding. Equipping and upgrading Goons weaponry. Storing returned Goblin gold. Organizing raids on rival Goblin factions. Being generally beastly. PERKS: Disgustingly huge bonuses unfair to your workers. Embezzling Goblin gold reserves. Making anyone cry who gets on your nerves. Every other weekend off. IMMEDIATE START: Download Goons & Goblins and your hands will soon be full of gold.