Banded Armadillo Rock Club app analytics for December 24

Welcome to the Banded Armadillo Rock Club™ - an exclusive social-network for fun-loving, badass rockstars who chase fame and fortune as they jet-set between, and make friends in, one hundred of the coolest locations, worldwide. From Austin to Zurich, everyone in the Club gets to chat/IM amongst themselves, livestream to geographically targeted audiences, transcend their pfp/NFT selves in all their .jpeg glory away from their tiny 4" screens into an AR environment where they're able to flex their pixels like a boss... Banded Armadillos are not your typical chrome, My Little Ponies. And this mobile companion app is like nothing you've ever seen or done before with your boring NFT self. Throw up the BARC-Signal™ to help meet up with friends or sit back and watch the Bat-Tracker™ as free-tailed Bats flitter back and forth in their geocaged space, with you hoping for that casual encounter that leads to games and prizes. It's an off-the-wall loyalty platform and media experience where patented, location-based mobile technologies combine with an augmented-reality platform to support a new class of NFTs called "location-based NFTs." They're your token to rock - armadillos, bats, beasts and batmadillos. Expect us to improve on all of the cool features over the coming months as the Banded Armadillo Rock Club™ fills up. If you're going to introduce a new class/category of NFT you better have big plans and kewl characters - and we have both.